300 House of D: Duchovny is a Writer/Director??!

Posted by: Tig

Movie Title: House of D
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We're so hollywood

Plot Outline: An American man in Paris (David Duchovny), tells his son the story of his coming of age as a boy in New York City. Duchovny starts the story as the narrator, and eventually, becomes a character in his own story.

I'm usually not a fan of the whole "coming of age" movies. For some reason they always feel like people are telling me that because this rebel did his own thing, he's a better person for it. *Don't get me wrong.. I'm not saying I disagree with that statement.. in fact quite the opposite. BUT, (you knew it was coming) I find most movies, in this classification, feel incredibly sappy and dry.

House of D surprised me; I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. It has a good cast, including a brilliant performance from one of my favorite actors, Robin Williams. This movie really just didn't feel like I was getting preached at, or sold on an idea. Shit happens.. you either deal with it, or you don't.. and if you do.. sometimes things work out for the better. It is a movie that will make you appreciate your past and present friends. But it didn't give me a "dwelling in the past" feeling.

All in all, its definitely worth renting. So check it out. Thanks for the recommendation Brooke.

-Tig

Tig | Rental Reviews | January 20, 12:29am | Comment on this

300 Harry Potter OOP: Phoenix tastes like Chicken

Posted by: Ian

Movie Title: Harry Potter and the OOP
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Plot Outline: With their warning about Lord Voldemort's return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts. (IMDB)

The Harry Potter movies have, as is a rule for all movies made from books, mostly sucked. I’ve been a fan of the books for a long time, and thus I’ve seen all the movies despite the pain they caused me. The last movie, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was actually passable, however, a fact that I attribute mostly to the new director, Mike Newell, who is responsible for … passable movies such as Man in the Iron Mask and Mona Lisa Smile. Apparently he was also responsible for making the movie more palatable for non-Harry-Potter-freak-fans by making it shorter, cutting out the five hundred hour quidditch scenes, and putting the characters in normal clothing as opposed to robes.

This new movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, is again being directed by Mike Newell, which is a good thing. However, what I’m honestly most excited about is the fact that Helena Bonham Carter is being added to the cast for the role of Bellatrix Lestrange. Ever since I saw her in Fight Club, I’ve been a fan. While this role is honestly quite small (at least it was in the book… she’s only around in a few chapters), I’m still looking forward to seeing what Carter does with it. The Harry Potter cast is becoming more impressive with each movie, it seems.

On another note, I think the growth of the child cast members has been hilarious to watch over the years. Emma Watson (Hermione), is actually growing up to be quite an attractive young lady, and I bet we’ll see sites similar to the “Countdown until the Olsen twins are legal,” ones for Watson in the near future. Rupert Grint (Ron) looked like a small, goofy child in the first movie, and now he looks like a large goofy child. Daniel Radcliffe, however, was a cute little kid in the first couple of movies. Now he’s starting to look kind of creepy… I don’t know what it is. I haven’t found anyone else who agrees with me on this, but honestly. How is this not creepy? He looks like he wants to go for your throat.

-Ian

Ian | Upcoming Movies | January 19, 5:39pm | Comment on this

Fearless Fearless: Kung Fu spiced with Sadness

Posted by: Ian

Movie Title: Fearless
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Jet Li from Fearless opening up a proverbial can on some poor, unsuspecting soul.

So Tig and I decided that we needed to have a rental review in order to “fill out” the site, so to speak. One cannot survive on recent and upcoming movie reviews alone. Fearless just happened to show up in our mailbox from Netflix, so it gets the privilege of christening the last naked section.

Plot Outline: Huo Yuanjia (Jet Li), is the son of a martial arts (or “wushu” as it is called in the movie) master. However, due to the fact that he is cursed with asthma, his father refuses to allow him to learn the art of wushu. Despite his father’s wishes, Huo trains in secret and eventually becomes a wushu master. In accordance with his pledge never to lose a fight, which he made to his close friend as a child, he eventually becomes one of the strongest fighters in his area, but also becomes self-absorbed and conceited. After killing an opponent in an unplanned and personal match, his life is ruined by his opponent’s grieving son (exactly how I won’t say, it’d be a spoiler). The movie details his life from this destructive episode to his eventual epic fight for China's honor against four top warriors from four different countries. (Based on a true story)

Review: I was actually fairly impressed with this movie. The previews I remember seeing always left me thinking it was just going to be another dumb action flick. Granted the story line is a little bit cliché, granted the best parts of the movie are where Jet Li is kicking the ever living shit out of someone... the movie is still pretty good. The cinematography is, as to be expected, excellent. The director, Ronny Yu, does an excellent job capturing China as it existed during Huo’s time period (1869-1910). Or at least I imagine he does. It’s beautiful regardless.

The acting is passable. As a rule, acting is never that great in martial arts movies, and I can accept that fact. But Jet Li’s portrayal of Huo isn’t horrible. There are times, however, when I found myself thinking, “God, the acting in that scene was painful.” For example, Huo is supposed to be a fairly self-absorbed individual, but there are times when I felt like Li acted too self-absorbed. This happened countless times during the movie, and this overacting ended up feeling strained.

Otherwise the movie was enjoyable. There was a lot of violence, but what else would you expect from a martial arts flick? The unrated version (which is what Tig and I watched) had a lot of bones breaking and hearts being thrust through rib cages and such, but it wasn’t too gruesome. Of course, after the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which Tig forced me to watch, nothing really seems that gruesome in comparison.

All in all, it’s worth renting. The story is excellent even though it’s a tad cliché, the action is intense, and despite some of the acting flaws, overall the movie is entertaining and enjoyable.

-Ian

PS. Does anyone find it odd that this was supposed to be Jet Li's "final martial arts epic," and now he has two more epic-type martial arts movies coming out? Look at his IMDB listing. I count two that could fit the "martial arts epic" description that are either filming or in pre-production.

Ian | Rental Reviews | January 12, 9:52pm | Comment on this

300 300: Sparta v. the Persian Empire!

Posted by: Tig

Movie Title: 300
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Plot Outline: In 480 B.C. the king of Sparta lead his army of 300 soldiers against the entire Persian army in the Battle of Thermopylae. This is Frank Miller's take on that historic event.

I was chatting with my friend Jane today and she was talking about how she really wanted to see 300. I had seen the preview when we went to see Children of Men, but really didn't give it any thought. I guess I'm just slacking on the whole upcoming movie reviews.. I decided to do a little research on the movie and post about it. So Jane, this one's for you.

Honestly, I think Frank Miller (Sin City) is brilliant. I would go see this regardless of what it was about, just to see his vision made a reality. I never read his graphic novels (or anyone else's for that matter), nor did I know much about the Battle of Thermopylae, but I think this movie looks rather cool. Hopefully, director Zack Snyder, who also directed the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead, will be able to honor Miller's vision. I have a feeling it is going to be a brainless action flick, with a little love story thrown in somewhere (cause it seems Hollywood thinks every movie has to have one), and a lot of bad-ass fight scenes. All in all, I'll check it out.

What d'ya say Jane? Care to join me?

-Tig

Tig | Upcoming Movies | January 9, 9:55pm | 7 comments

Ian has some glasses "Children of Men" Director Alfonso Curao's Interview

Posted by: Tig

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Alex Vo of rottentomatoes.com had a great interview with Alfonso Cuaro, the director of Children of Men, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and y tu mama tambien. The interview can be found on Rotten Tomatoe's website, or click here to read it.

I just thought it was an interesting interview. Enjoy! -Tig

P.S.- Oh yea.. it is gonna be a slow week for reviews.. Ian just got his new Wii!

Tig | Home | January 9, 9:17pm | Comment on this